Ballet of Fall: See above (there's also more where that came from). You're welcome.
"Became Unconscious From Squeezing": So, this story was later disproved but imagine if it was true? What is the truth, really, when it comes to urban legends about raccoons? Anyway, happy October!
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Getting in the Spirit: Liz Climo is an artistic genius, so who better than her to get us into the Halloween spirit?

Pumpkin, Pumpkin Everywhere and All Of It To Eat: If you're a living human in the United States, you're probably feeling a little overwhelmed by the abundance of Pumpkin Spice products on supermarket shelves. Here's a helpful list to cull down your choices to the best of the best.

Have You Got Your Costume Picked Out Yet?: We're presenting this without comment, only because there are too many comments to make.
