Fans of NotAlwaysRight.com will enjoy the Twitter handle @GuestsFromHELL, a collection of purportedly real quotes from real tourists in New York City. You'll note that I use the word "real" in the vein of "someone really just asked that question?"
Buzzfeed features 25 Most Ridiculous Tweets from @GuestsFromHELL, which includes chestnuts like "we want to go to a vegan restaurant, but they have to serve meat also" and "I'd like to file a complaint with the manager about the terrible traffic in the city" Not included in the list (but definitely worth including): "Why is it raining?"
[@GuestsFromHELL via Buzzfeed]