By MarcusDrives on Thursday, July 2, 2009.

Bicycle warning sign

Alrighty, now we're back in familiar territory! My family spent a lot of vacations in Portland, so there's very little chance I'll end up in a kayak wondering how I got there. To be absolutely sure, though, I rented a bike for the afternoon just to get a little fresh air, and I made sure I'd know where I was by riding in concentric circles (er, concentric squares, I guess). Sadly, I got lost anyway. But I asked for directions instead of building a message in a bottle out of gum. I make some goofy mistakes, yes, but never twice!

Now listening to: "Do You Take This Man" by Diamanda Galas and John Paul Jones

Photo by Salim Virji via Flickr/Creative Commons

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